Have you ever been to a regular party and thought "This is all well and good, but what would really take this up a notch is the inclusion of several thousand hollow plastic orbs?" If so, you really ought to live more in the moment and appreciate what you do have.
That said, though an English company are doing just that and bringing a 'Prosecco & Balls' party to Dublin. The details of the event along with the pricing have yet to be announced but it is scheduled to take place on April 6 2018.
What we do know is that, according to their event page, they will have 250,000 balls. That's a quarter of a million plastic shells for you to frolick round in. '1,000 inflatables' which, purely based off the small emoji they have beside this listing, seems to imply that will involve some sort of dolphin facsimile. There will also be prosecco cocktails and prosecco on tap. Prosecco. From a tap. A tap, that when you pull it, will spew not water, nor beer, but delicious prosecco. Truly, what a time it is to be alive.
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Keep an eye on the page, and until then, try and resist the urge to prep for the event by bringing a bottle of prosecco to a Leisureplex and sitting in one of the pits there. They do not take kindly to it.
