7 Celebrities Who Upgraded After Break-Ups

It's a well-documented fact that someone always wins a break-up. The winner is determined by whoever comes out the best after the dust settles, who has moved on to bigger and better things, and most importantly, whoever upgrades to a more attractive partner. The following are 7 celebrities who upgraded after break-ups and did so masterfully at that.

1) Johnny Depp

The Original: Vanessa Paradis
The Upgrade: Amber Heard
2) Mila Kunis
The Original: Macauley Culkin
The Upgrade: Ashton Kutcher

3) Halle Berry

The Original: Gabriel Aubrey
The Upgrade: Olivier Martinez

4) Jason Sudeikis

The Original: Kay Cannon
The Upgrade: Olivia Wilde

5) Angelina Jolie

The Original: Billy Bob Thornton
The Upgrade: Brad Pitt

6) Rachel Weisz

The Original: Darren Aronofsky
The Upgrade: Daniel Craig
7) Kristen Stewart
The Original: Robert Pattinson
The Upgrade: Alicia Cargile

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His friends call him Joe, you can call him Mr. Flanagan. A keen taxidermist and prolific writer of erotic Fair City fan-fiction, Joey's accomplishments include completing the Camino de Santiago, getting Ray D'Arcy's autograph over 200 times, and knocking a pig unconscious with one square punch to its jaw.

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