Dear George,
You are an emotionally manipulative bastard. I gave you my heart; fragile upon completion of Breaking Bad, yet despite this I trusted you. And in many ways you delivered what you promised. Does your series contain copious amounts of nudity and excessive violence? Yes. Am I given complex three dimensional characters with superbly crafted intertwining story arcs? Yes. However, I cannot forgive you sir, for you have taken my innocent virgin soul and perverted it with death and general dark shit. Here I shall list 7 of your most twisted wrong doings concerning GOT and demand that you be burned at the stake for your crimes against my emotions. MY EMOTIONS!!! **Spoiler for anyone who isn't caught up on Season 5**
1) The Execution of Ned Stark
Can Sean Bean actually survive anything he stars in?!
2) The Baby and The White Walker
Shit just got very real.
3) The Burning of Shireen
Why the kids George, leave them out of it!
4) The Red Wedding
Never have we been more traumatised by a moment in tv. Like nearly shit ourselves shocked and appalled.
5) Tyrion and Shae
Quietly sobs for the loss of true love.
6) Sansa's Wedding Night
Lying Cunt.
7) The Death of Oberyn The Great
The eye gauging was really unnecessary.
