Oh hi there, welcome. Look, I'm not gonna shit you about. You and I both know why you're here. You're not here to read some long introduction about what score I may or may not have gotten had I taken this quiz, and whether that score may or may not have been embarrassingly poor, hence my decision to not actually divulge it but instead to merely talk about it in this obtuse slightly annoying way. You're here to get down and dirty with some Harry Potter trivia, and it is something of a personal rule that I will never get in the way of someone dirty looking to get down.
Quiz away.
