So they've done it! They put aside their petty differences (her totally losing her mind and him staying exactly the same), and they've gotten married on a beach in Australia. Howwwww original.
According to a report in 'Life & Style' magazine they “have told close friends that they’re already married. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. Now they both refer to each other as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband.'” We are very happy for them all the same and we hope that they can both force the image of Robin Thick dry humping her out of their minds for at least the honeymoon period.