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Killing A Sacred Cow: Songs From Nights Out In 2011 That're Actually Shite

Killing A Sacred Cow: Songs From Nights Out In 2011 That're Actually Shite

2011 was a tricky year for music. We had Adele's meteoric rise with 21 and Kanye West and Jay-Z's brilliant Watch The Throne but it was the dance songs that leave a sour taste in my mouth and, no, it wasn't the jager.

Although considered pre-drink gems at the time, these overplayed songs are not worth the online article they're written on - in my opinion. In no particular order, these are just some of the dance songs of 2011 that need to be banished from the history of mankind:

1. 'Party Rock Anthem' - LMFAO

It's nobody's anthem.

2. 'Moves Like Jagger' - Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera

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If gonorrhea had a voice it would be this song.

3. 'On The Floor' - Jennifer Lopez

It might have been J.Lo's renaissance but 'On The Floor' does not age well.

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4. 'Glad You Came' - The Wanted

Said, nobody.

5. 'What Makes You Beautiful' - One Direction

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You're more beautiful far, far away.

6. Changed The Way You Kissed Me - Example

All this song did was change my ability to hear.

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7. 'Good Feeling' - Flo Rida

I'd rather slide down a mountain nude than listen to this song ever again.

8. 'Give Me Everything' - Pitbull

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Shut it down.

9. 'Without You' - David Guetta feat. Usher

Please, take the hint.

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Garret Farrell

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