Food & Drink

Quotes That Really Sum Up Drinking In College

You might have some crazy nights drinking in college. But if you go out regularly, once or twice a week, you're bound to feel a little bit of déja vu reading this:

"Prinks in mine at 9!"

Prinks is a disgusting made-up word.

"Mon we play Kings"

Or possibly just drink and talk.

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"Ahhhh no let's do something different this time!"

Like what?

"I dunno, let's make up a game?"

Don't be so ridiculous.

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*Plays Kings*

That's what I thought.

"We get a bus or taxi?"

We 100% will not make the last bus. You can carve that on my tombstone.

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"We'll get the bus sure it's cheaper."

Yeah, but we still won't get it in time.

"What time is the last bus?"

About 5 mins. You catching my drift?

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"5 mins? Shit we better go."

You're still not wearing shoes pal. And she hasn't even made a dent in that naggin. So no.

"Will we just get a taxi? Be cheap enough anyway."

What a novel fucking idea.

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"So where we going?"

Anywhere? Literally anywhere I can get a pint. Just not the Palace.

"Diceys?"

Yeah, grand. Cheap drink in there.

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"The queue is so long though!!"

Yes, but the drink is cheap and it's a good laugh.

"Let's go Palace."

OK, so this is where my night ends as a memory. I will only go Palace if you make sure I get absolutely sloshed.

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"KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO!"

No thank you.

"I NEED chips."

For the first time tonight, I agree, let's get chips. And a dirty burger.

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"Babylon?"

I actually thought this night was over and expected that we'd go to McDonalds for some quiet shite talk. But sure look.

 

*Some Scenes Missing* 

Before doing a Conga line to this belter

Tom Quinn
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"The best there ever was" 10/10- TIME Magazine; "Moved this critic to tears" 9.5/10 - Independent; "Will be sorely missed" - College Times; "The Mighty Quinn"- New York Times

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