17 F*cking Ridiculous Poses Girls Do In Photos

Go through your facebook photos girls... How many of these can you tick off?

1. The Squat

Originally created as classy way to duck so photographers could see people in the back row, the squat lost its practicality when the entire group decided to get a leg workout.


2. The “Candid” Kodak Moment

See someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter so you don't look bored. "You just ate lunch? Wow, that is SO funny!"



3. The Cheek Smooch

The ultimate bestie PDA, the cheek smooch says you're super flirty (and have probably full-on scored some of your girlfriends). #girlsnight #wine #badcombo



4. The Skinny Arm

Who needs to diet when you can slim down your waist and one arm with this easy move? Use with caution, though: doubling the skinny arm may result in looking unintentionally sassy.


5. The Death Grip Hug

Quick! Your friends are falling off a mountain and only you and this photo opp can save them! We also heard that the harder you hug, the stronger the bonds of your friendships will become (until you crush their lungs and they can't breathe).



6. The Gang Signs

Sometimes you just don't know what to do with your hands, so why not throw up some signs or make your friends think you've pledged your allegiance to organized crime?



7. The "I Still Need to Look Good" Goofy Face

This is the go-to pose for the girl who wants to prove she's fun, but she's completely against outdoor sports, breaking a sweat and anything else that could ruin her makeup. But she is totally down to wink and stick her tongue halfway out. Move over, Zooey Deschanel; there's a new quirky girl in town!


8. The Chin-Down-Eyes-Up

The late Princess Diana was famous for this trademark look. Minimising the double chin, maximising eye size. Everyone is on to you.


9. The Classic Duck

Suck in those cheeks and get those cheekbones protruding, "I'm so fun, I suck in my cheeks to look goofy"... But really it's because it makes me look thinner.


10. The Rogue Tongue


"Ahh I'm so cool and mad a yolo, don't even care... Whaaaat" Er.

11. The 'Mad' Taxi

Why oh why do girls think the taxi is a good setting for a photo shoot. Everyone is hammered, it's dirty and dark and in years to come you'll never be able to tell what night it was because THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME.

12. The 'Hot Dogs Or Legs'


Tanned legs, swimming pool, probably a cocktail - yeah we get it, you're on holidays.

13. The Car Selfie

Usually with sunglasses on, good light, great hair... Pointless picture in fairness.

14. The Leg Pop


Do you need to go to the bathroom, or is one of your legs shyer than the other?


15. The “Don’t Tag Me on Facebook” Face

Often used when girls don't think they look good so they can use the excuse: "Yeah, see? I was totally trying to be ugly..."



16. The "Get Away From Me" Lean

It's like there's some strange magnetism going on in your bodies - that, or your friend just has really bad breath.


17. The Linear Brady Bunch

This pose doesn't make the best use of camera space and can be quite dangerous after alcohol consumption. Human Jenga, anyone?




Ian Smith
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Ian is a contributing writer for CollegeTimes. He is currently partying his ass off for the Summer having spent the past 7 years at various colleges across the globe. While by no means an athlete, he considers himself a world class darts player... If you tweet him he will not respond.

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