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The news we bring is that a pub in Thurles, Tipperary, to celebrate Black Friday are attempting to congest every A&E department within Munster by selling pints for a mere 99c.
Lar Corbett's and Coppingers, which is owned by the eponymous former Tipperary hurler will be hoiking pints of Heineken and Guinness to the masses for those low low prices this Friday, or if you are of the spirit and pure liquid adrenaline persuasion you can get Red Bull and vodka for the same price.
There will apparently however be a cap on the number of cheap drinks that someone can buy, which is absolutely fair enough as this deal is mental.