It's important to live life to the fullest and accomplish as many goals as possible. However, you face a key problem preventing you from acquiring the most out of life, you're boring. Well okay, boring may be a little harsh, you're just kinda dull, mundane, a creature of routine that just happens to be very boring. You're too comfortable and due to this, you really haven't done much in life. Sure, you passed some exams, got into college, get good grades and all that other shit, but what have you REALLY done? You don't have any wild stories or tales of epic adventures; you've been alive but not really living and all of that stops today. Here, I present you with the ultimate bucket list for any 20-year-old. Get living bitches....
1) Go streaking
I don't quite know how to describe the experience but all I know is that it is something every sensible/mature adult needs to experience at least once.
2) Kiss someone at midnight on New Years Eve
You know, like they do in all those cheesy lame movies that you hate (but secretly love ya big softy)
3) Take a road trip to an unknown destination
Just hop in the back of your mates shitty Nissan Micra and drive; go to Roscommon sure, I hear it's a fairly friendly spot...
4) Stay up all night watching TV just because
Even watch those terrible 2 am reruns of shows that were canceled for a VERY good reason.
5) Go skinny dipping
Being naked as I've hinted earlier is awesome. Now being naked underwater is just that little bit better.
6) Go camping and make smores
Smores are like mini orgasms in your mouth with each delicate bite, and I'm not even being dramatic.
7) Vote on a political issue
Now I know politics aren't what one would traditionally describe as sexy, but you're an adult now and you should probably utilise your vote and all that other responsible crap. You'll feel very accomplished.
8) Have a one night stand with a stranger
Cmon, stop judging. It's fun I promise you. And if not, at least it's an experience, an action that you will most likely regret but YOLO.
9) Get a job and proceed to hate your life
Money is cool, you can use it to buy stuff and who doesn't enjoy buying stuff? Weird people that's who.
10) Shamelessly go day drinking
I mean I desperately miss the days where getting piss drunk in the middle of the day on some dirt cheap cider was socially acceptable and there's a reason for that, it was great. I promise you.
11) Go abroad and see the world
There's nothing like a change of scenery and getting rejected by french girls to rejuvenate your social life.
12) Watch the sunrise as you get all emotional
It's just so goddamn majestic, hits you right in the feels.
13) Read a book. In fact, read ten books
Read a fucking book. Seriously, put away your laptop or phone or whatever you're reading this on and pick up something Derek Landy wrote (because he is the greatest author of all time)
14) Spend a day without any technology whatsoever
I know a day without Insta or Twitter is indeed a hard task, but you'll be so much better off without it.
15) Throw an awesome house party that will most likely leave the place in ruins
Your parents will most likely kill you but it will be an epic memory and you will go down in teenager history as that one 'madzer' who had a panda at their party.
16) Go outside of your comfort zone
If you don't like going to nightclubs because it's all crowded and sweaty, then go to a nightclub and dance your heart out. Don't put yourself in a box, nobody puts *insert your name* in a corner
17) Make a blanket fort, stay in all day and watch all your favourite films
It is so much fun, it is like a 9 on the banter scale.
18) Go to a festival
Wear the coolest most indie shit you can think of and just get shitfaced, like DESTROYED.
19) Have a summer fling
Oh you need to have a summer boo, do all cute shit like go to the beach and get a couple ice creams as you stare romantically at the waves or something like that.
20) Fall in love
All consuming, passionate, crazy love.