The 16 Most Epic Moustaches Of All Time

Moustaches, if anything, are even more manly than beards. Controversial I know, but if you have the balls to pull off a moustache, then you're a pretty manly guy in my eyes. Here is a list of the most epic moustaches in history.

Tom Selleck

The benchmark against whom all other moustached men are measured.


Friedrich Nietzsche

One of the most famous philosophers in history, obviously his main philosophy in life was to grow a bad-ass moustache.



Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)

Refer to the quote below. That's all that needs to be said.



Sam Elliot

IMDb describes him as the "classic picture of the American cowboy". Damn right too, John Wayne never had a moustache this good.


Emperor Franz Josef I Of Austria

His nephew, the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, was assassinated in 1914, an event which started the First World War. This was probably a retaliation by the Serbians on Josef when he refused to share the secret to growing glorious facial hair with them.



Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen)

Borat went to America to learn about their culture to "make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan". Glorious and all as his country might be, his moustache is better.



Kaiser Wilhelm I

As the first ever German Emperor, Wilhelm probably felt as if he needed to make some sort of statement with his appearance. He most certainly did.


Kaiser Wilhelm II

While not quite as impressive as his grandfather, the last emperor of Germany still made a decent effort at the moustache, and put his own style on it.



Salvador Dali

Great and all as body of work was, his most beautiful piece of art was just under his nose the whole time. Not that he didn't make use of it in fairness.



Martin Luther King Jr.

While not nearly as epic as the other entries on this list, the man attached to the moustache was epic enough to get him onto this list.


Albert Einstein

E = mc2 


The 'm' stands for moustache, not mass.


Burt Reynolds

If anything, Reynolds' moustache has only gotten better with age.



Theodore Roosevelt

The 26th President of the United States would be 1st if they were to be ranked in terms of facial hair.

Hulk Hogan


Even at 61 years of age, he still keeps himself in ridiculously good shape. Moustache included.


Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman)

Ron has features heavily in the world of gifs, as many of you may have noticed in our articles from time to time. And that is thanks, in no small part, to the epic piece of hair that keeps his upper lip warm.


White Goodman (Ben Stiller)

The only thing more epic in the film Dodgeball is the cameo by Chuck Norris. And that is nothing to be ashamed of.


David Sweeney
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