Sorry Mom and Dad, but this is what the kids are doing these days and you have only yourself to blame. If you would just leave the house more and let your children get on with their business. we wouldn't have to resort to this carry-on. Having sex outside is something that a lot of us can relate to because it's both awkward and kinda magical at the same time and, to be honest, it's kinda like you're one with nature...Here are 16 thoughts anyone who's had outdoor sex can relate to:
1) Are we really going to do this? (You're not quite sure if it's going to go where you think it's going and you're way too much of a pussy to actually ask, so your best bet is to just roll with it.)
2) Do I secretly want us to get caught?
3) The danger element does make it kinda sexier, though, all joking aside.
4) Where the f are we going to go to do the deed?
5) Do you think they'll be opposed to having sex in a bush?
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6) Maybe we should just do it here?
7) Is it really weird if we both get completely naked?
8) I mean it's weird, but it may be weird in a good way, right?
9) I think it might be too dirty to have sex on the ground...
10) I wonder what my Mom will think if I come home covered in grass and other stains?
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11) Which position would be the most comfortable of them all right now?
12) I don't think they'd let me do that, best not bring it up at all.
13) Up against a tree is probably my best bet right about now.
14) This is actually kinda weirdly enjoyable.
15) I feel one with nature; the birds are singing and the forest critters have come out to watch. It's all very Disney-esque (if Disney did amateur porn of course).
16) I REALLY hope it doesn't rain right about now.
17) I suppose we should go back before anybody notices we left.
18) There's a very high chance that I'm going to do this again some time very, very soon.
