50 Tips & Tricks To Give You More Sex Appeal

Are you thinking you need to up the ante in your sex appeal department? Wondering just what it is that will make the ladies plead with you to spend a night with you? Here are some tips and tricks to help you reach maximum sexual appeal. Let's get into it (that's what she said)...

1) Own wine glasses.

2) Have toilet paper.

3) Don't smell like a fish.

4) Wear clothes that actually fit you.

5) Don't have a tattoo of an exes name/ your mom's name on your person.

6) Practise dental hygiene.

7) Don't hate on people's opinions.

8) Don't hate on people's professions.

9) Don't hate on people.

10) Don't wear sandals with socks.

11) Don't tuck your shirt into your pants or your pants into your socks (unless you're cycling), you're not their father and you don't want them to think you are.

12) Wear deodorant.

13) Be polite.

14) Have confidence - but don't be a douche.

15) Don't have shit skids in your toilet.

16) Flush the toilet.

17) You can aim your penis when you pee, did you know that? Maybe try that out.

18) Don't have a criminal record.

19) Buy candles.

20) Relax - this isn't a bomb disposal situation.

21) Kiss with your eyes closed.

22) Make eye contact.

23) Don't freak them out with too much eye contact.

24) Stop inviting me to every event on Facebook.

25) No, I don't want to play a game with you on Facebook.

26) Wear clean clothes.

27) Try not to drop food all over yourself when you're eating.

28) Keep your ears clean.

29) Wash your sexy bits.

30) Have clean towels.

31) Listen.

32) Don't be afraid to talk about yourself.

33) Don't constantly talk about yourself.

34) Keep your fingernails neat and clean.

35) Don't start bar fights.

36) Have good friends.

37) Be respectful of others and yourself.

38) When drinking from a water bottle don't wrap your mouth around the entire rim. The backwash is disgusting.

39) Don't spit in public.

40) Know what's going on in the news, or at least, who the president is.

41) Keep up to date with current films.

42) Don't be a pretend craft beer/coffee/wine aficionado.

43) Own protection - for sex, not for combat, but maybe know some self-defense too.

44) Dance like nobody's watching.

45) Wear clothes that suit you, not what is fashionable.

46) Don't litter.

47) Own socks with no holes in them.

48) Be passionate about something.

49) Enjoy food, enjoy cooking and being cooked for.

50) Be comfortable with your nudity.

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