So you find yourself in a new relationship with a girl, but it is at the stage where it could go either way. You think it could go somewhere, but there are still some things that freak you out and make you want to reconsider.
9) Commitment
Well, this one is really at the crux of the matter. Any time she mentions you in her future plans or even the thought of long term commitment gives you shivers.
8) Screaming Girls
Any time she meets her friends randomly or even when she plans on meeting them there is one noise that makes you cringe. Mainly because you think someone got shot at first, but also because men don't know how to react.
7) Meeting The Fam
Usually the mother is usually glad just to see a nice young man, but the father is one who makes the final judgment. Her brother or sister or the ones that test your will and will try to break you.
6) The Evil Best Friend
You think her best friend is really nice and thinks you're a cute couple. That is before you are alone together and she brings you down a peg.
5) Relationship Update
What a difference a Facebook update can make. She promised to keep things low key, but now everyone knows about you too, and now you're backed into a corner.
4) The Profiler
Another Facebook related one. Her picture has both of you in it and yours is still that picture of you with that beer hat on. What does it say about you if you don't change it, but that was such a good picture.
3) Her Celebrity Crush
At first you just thought it was one of those things that everyone has. She has all his movies on DVD including the bad ones. That is not all she created his fan page and regularly meets up with the followers. Now you start to feel more inadequate.
2) That Male Friend
They have been friends for years and went to school together, you don't trust him. He says he is happy for her, but you know he is waiting in the wings trying to sabotage the relationship.
1) Questioning your Maturity
You're still in College and trying to figure things out. She casually asks you, where do you see yourself in the future like a job interview. You know she is trying to supportive and is just encouraging you, but you don't have an answer so you have to make something up.
