Girls are temperamental creatures. It doesn't take much to set them off. Men worldwide are regularly bemused and dismayed by a sudden turn of their fair lady's mood. It honestly doesn't take a whole lot for you to become the worst human in the world. Here are 23 of the fastest ways to annoy a girl!
1. Get Her Name Wrong
2. Tell Her She's Like Her Mother
3.Tell Her She's Like Her Father
4. Ask Her "Do You Really Think You Should Eat That?"
5. Any Woman Hating Joke
6. Being Politically Incorrect
7. Acting Like You Deserve Them
8. Saying "You Remind Me Of My Ex"
9. Trying To Change Her
10. Judge Her Interests
11. Backhanded Compliments
12. One Word Texts
13. Ask Her If She's On Her Period
14. Say Her Sister Is Hot
15. Use Your Phone While She Talks To You
16. Tell Her She's Being Crazy or Dramatic
17. Refuse To Go Down On Her
18. Pee On The Seat
19. Give Her A Shit Nickname like "Twinkle-Tits"
20. Criticise Her Appearance
21. Say How Much You Like Another Girl's Style
22. 'Snapback' Her Bra
23. Talk To Her Belly Like She's Pregnant
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