So it came out a few weeks ago that the presenter, George Hook has written an erotic novel and boy, oh boy is it sexy.
This morning he spoke about his novel on the Brendan O'Connor saying that the novel is set, "in a radio station owned by an eccentric billionaire."
He says that it is in no way based on his life but it sounds a bit too similar, "One of the presenters is fat, old and balding and he is coming near the end of his life and he looks back – he was always a ladies man."
He shared an extract from the book in which the main character is in hospital suffering from cancer and is approached by a young nurse.
"Joanie the new night nurse was his kind of girl. She was size 16 and the white starched uniform struggled to hold her double D breasts. Last night when she bent over him to fluff his pillows he had a glimpse of her little girls."
He continued, "The objects of his dreams. Something was different though. She was in five inch heels and there was a slash of red on the lovely mouth that opened to utter the words:“Time for your injections, Jeff."
Children, stop reading, "Slowly and deliberately she unbuttoned the first four buttons and he saw the wondrous orbs and then the objects of his imagination fell loose and he buried his face in all their glory."
Whew! Mr. Hook!
