1)You Cancel plans with friends-

A) At the drop of a hat, something better is always coming up.

B) Often

c) Never. That would be bad.

2)You don't pay your Luas fair-

A) All the time-if they didn't make it so easy in the first place you wouldn't, but they do...

B) Often

c) Never- the guilt would kill you.

3)When it's your round you disappear-

A) All the time, sure you're more fun that most and pay in banter and cheer.

B) Often

c) Never, fairness is next to Godliness.

4)You borrow money and 'forget' to give it back

A) All the time. People forget all the time.

B) Often

c) Never. You keep a little notebook with those sort of things written down.

5)Your Mum texts you and asks you to pick something up from the shop. You could detour to the shop but do you?

A) Fuck No- serves her right for not being organized.

B) If there's another shop on the way you'll get it there

c) Of course

6)You score some guy who you've no interest in. He texts asking you out. Do you-

A)Lie and say it actually didn't happen and throw him filthies and accuse him of making the whole thing up and start a hate campaign on Facebook against him.

B)Completely ignore him, He'll get the message

C)Politely but firmly tell him you actually are not interested.

7) A guy you don't like asks you out to your favorite restaurant. Do you-

A)Go, order 2 starters and a bottle of the finest champagne. When the bill comes go to the bathroom and hide. Only emerge when you know it's all settled.

B) Go for the dinner and give him the benefit of the doubt. Offer to split the bill when it comes.

C)Politely decline. Make up something about having to study for an exam and a boyfriend.

8) Your friend is trying on a vile dress in Topshop that looks awful. You're bored and want to get out of there. Do you-

A) Tell her she looks great and get out of there ASAP

B) Tell her you have somewhere to be but offer to do one more shop.

C) Put your needs completely aside. Being a good friend doesn't always involve putting yourself first.

9) A guy chats you up at a bar. He seems nice but before you proceed any further do you-

A)Order something expensive to see is he minted and make sure he's a designer watch on.

B)Look him up and down taking in all details

C) Go back to your friends. It would be wrong to abandon the troops on Girl's Night.

Answers:

Mostly A's

Wow- you're a complete Asshole.. Personally we don't think that's anything to be proud of at all.

This is your slogan

Mostly B's

You've got it just right. But 'K' is never OK

Mostly C's

We actually think you are a complete pushover. You might need to get help for that.

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