Are you really bored? Got some Dax? And a moustache? Me too, let's play with our facial hair!
Have a moustache, you can have a goatee if you want but make sure there's a separation.
Grab your Dax Wax, the red kind has the best hold.
Yeah grab some of that sheit.
Lather it into your nose neighbour.
Seriously, get up in there.
Twirl it like Richard Dastardly.
Smooooooth it out.
What are you doing with your life?
Look disinterested and unimpressed for your selfie.
Add some hipster props, I don't have any glasses because ew.
Aaaaaaaaand Instagram that shit.
Congratulations, you now look like a complete asshole.