Morning Glory And Kinked Necks: The Truth About Spooning

Spooning makes us feel loved and warm and fuzzy inside, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. Eating hair, farts and kinks in your neck are some of the downsides of spooning. Here's the truth:

1) Kinked Necks


With the Big Spoon's arm stretched out giving the Little Spoon a warm pillow just at the nape of the neck, it's all perfect. But after about 20 minutes her neck will be cramping and she won't move out of fear of him thinking she's completely uncomfortable.

2) Cold Feet



His feet will be warm and hers will be cold and she'll expect him to warm them up for her with his furry man legs. A shock to the system.

3) Snoring In Your Ear


It's a nice feeling being wrapped up by a bigger body than yours but not so nice when he starts snoring and sleepily mumbling in your ear.

4) Big Spoon Vs Little Spoon



Sometimes girls want the be the Big Spoon but guys feel emasculated by it. Suck it up! She's the man tonight.

5) Farts


Bound to happen. Either he'll fart on her or her on him. You've just got to accept it and move on.

6) Awkward Bumps



Girls wriggling to get comfortable can cause something to stir awake. You can ignore it or if you're in a new relationship, pretend it doesn't even exist.

7) Boob Cupping


No girls like sleeping in a bra and his hands suction-cupping her boobs is even more restricting than a bra.


8) Pins And Needles


Spooning means lying on your side which means one arm is free and one is trapped under your body. Waking up with your arm completely numb is not a nice feeling - it's no feeling at all!

9) Eating Hair


Her head will fit perfectly under his chin but with her hair being so long, he'll have half of it in his mouth too. Ew!

Laura Kelly
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Laura is an open minded, positive thinker (who enjoys a good rant) with a love for all movies and Marvel. She is full of thoughts but is strictly only to be approached whenever a random conversation is desired. She is also deeply in love with Kristen Stewart.
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