Want to bring a bit of festive cheer to your game this weekend? Why not try out these bad boys? Surely the person you're chatting up will commend your creativity and Christmas cheer! See if you can make it to the bottom of this list...
Are you my present? Because I'd really like to unwrap you.
Let's be naughty together and save Santa the trip.
Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way.
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Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
What do you say we make this a not-so-Silent Night?
Santa's lap isn't the only place where wishes come true...
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Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
I've got something special in the sack for you!
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Shouldn't you be sitting on top of a tree, angel?
Your stocking won't be the only thing getting stuffed tonight...
Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
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Do you prefer being naughty or nice? Let's try them both tonight.
I have the stamina of a jolly fat man — I can go all night long.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
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I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you're way hotter.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays — nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
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I’m like a Christmas present — you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
That's not a candy cane in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you!
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