As if these weren't already very obvious... But this is what most some guys are thinking during a night of stranger sex.
Her: We're totally not going to sleep together tonight by the way
Me: Jackpot, I'm in.
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Her: I don't normally do this...
Me: Well you certainly seem like you so...
Her: Do you've a condom?
Me: Really....?
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Her: Do you like this?
Me: Quite clearly I do so please shut up
Her: How about I go on top?
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Me: YESS!
Her: Don't cum
Me: I just came
Her: Did you cum?
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Me: Why are you asking me this!
Her: Why won't you kiss me?
Me: BECAUSE YOU HAVE MY FUCKING CUM IN YOUR MOUTH
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Her: Why won't you kiss me......
Me: Please can you just let me sleep
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Her: Let's not talk about this with anyone
Me: I just saw you take a selfie and put it in your whatsapp group so you can fuck off with that one
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Her: Is it okay if I use your bathroom
Me: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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