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She Said Yes...Now What? 5 Unique Dating Ideas

You asked her on a date and she miraculously said yes, don't ask me why because I honestly have no idea. The key thing now is that you don't fuck it up, which for you, may prove to be difficult. However, never fear because Dafe is here to give you five unique dating ideas that are sure to impress your potential lover. So empty out your bank account as I teach you a thing or two about romance bitches....

1) Outdoor Cinema.

You, like most males, are a man of simple taste and remain steadfast in the idea that taking her out for dinner and a movie is an ideal first date, and you're not exactly wrong. It's dark and private so you can make out shamelessly, and there's no real pressure to have a constant flow of intelligent conversation which bodes well for you; you can just lean in for a clever quip here and there. But, going to the cinema is boring, it's mundane. Do you honestly believe she hasn't ever been asked to the cinema before, C'MON MAN! Don't be so basic, think outside the box. Take her to an outdoor cinema, it has all the essential benefits of a regular cinema, but being under the stars rewards you with 100 extra romance points.

2) Fancy Ass Date Night.

No my friend I'm not talking about heading down to the Eddie Rockets a the bottom of the street. I'm talking about the most epic of dating moves; a fancy ass dinner. Step 1) Pick a restaurant. Step 2) Mourn your savings upon seeing how expensive it is to eat at said restaurant. Step 3) Wear a suit, no not a shirt and a tie, but a full on SUIT and take her out. Not only will she be impressed by your commitment to date, but also, who doesn't love getting all dressed up? Weird people that's who...

3) Netflix & Chillin.'
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The two words that no woman wants to hear on the first date, aka, the universal guy slang for, "We should have sex". But you're better than that and you're going to have to excel her expectations. As she reluctantly comes back to your house, you present her with Pizza, turn your living into a pillow fort (maybe even light some candles) and ACTUALLY watch Netflix and chill out. It's totally gonna throw her off and leave her reflecting on how charming and amazing you are. She may even sex you; it's unlikely, but stranger things have happened...like her agreeing to come out to you in the first place.

4) Drunken Picnic.

What are two things that everyone loves? Day drinking and food my friends. Now, what would you say if I told you that you simply need to combine the two to reach maximum levels of banter? You take her to the park, whether it's public or secluded is up to you. This is a great opportunity to show off your culinary skills, which is always sure to impress the shit out of her and then you just get a nice tipsy feeling going to top it all off. The drink loosens you both up and allows for conversation to flow more freely. Admit it, you missed the days when knacker drinking was socially acceptable...

5) Be a Tourist For The Day.

Ireland is actually a very place once you take the time to stop and take it all in. The rural aesthetic is so chill and romantic. So why not be a tourist for a day? Take her to see all the sites, go on a bus tour, go to an ancient castle, get on the train and head to somewhere new. Get lost and found and laugh at how dim you both are. Go on a random adventure and explore places that you may pass every day, but have never actually been inside. This tells her that not only are you spontaneous, but that you're also a free spirit. Let's be honest now, what's sexier than a free spirit? (Kristen Stewart maybe, but that's a debate for another day...)

Dafe Orugbo
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Dafe once went streaking in the middle of the day for the promise of a 4in1. He is in possession of a spectacular ass, and considers himself quite the suave "Motha-Fucka". He studies English and Law in Maynooth University, but rarely attends classes because he is; and I quote - "Too busy mackin them bishes". His love for appletini's is only outweighed by his love for appletini's. Be warned if you ever encounter Dafe in the real world, he will probably turn you to the darkside *whispers* black people...
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