Sex is full of mixed messages and words said out of passion, desire and down right confusion. Sometimes a sentence will just spill out of your mouth with no preparation or control... Here's a few of the more common
"Do you like that?"
(Translation: I don’t really know what I'm doing.)
"Oh Shiiiit, Oh shiiiit!"
(Translation: Desperately trying not to cum here, think non sexy thoughts, think non sexy thoughts.)
"I might have a condom."
(Translation: I do, but I don’t really want to use it.)
"How does that feel?"
(Translation: Saw this in porn and the one in the video was loving it so...)
"Don’t do THAT!"
(Translation: What the fuck was that?!)
"Are those real?
(Translation: Those are awesome.)"
"I love you!"
(Translation: I love having sex with you!)
"Are you ready?"
(Translation: I am so ready)
How's the size for you?
(Translation: Tell me I have a huge dick)
"My t-shirt never comes off!"
(Translation: I have not been to the gym in a really long time.)
"Are you okay?"
(Translation: You look like you’re in pain.)
"Are you on the pill?"
(Translation: I really want to cum inside you.)
"Call me, “Daddy.”
(Translation: I've been watching a lot of porn lately and I wana see how this feels.)
"Oh, Uh… I can’t do this!"
(Translation: I just remembered I have a girlfriend.)
"God that feels so good"
(Translation: I'd forgotten how good sex is)
"Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels"
(Translation: I really need to have sex right now)
