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How To Tell If You're Going To End Up As A Crazy Cat Lady

Agh, crazy cat ladies. In our minds they're not actually real but I'm afraid the threat is out there and even the most independent, self respecting female can fall under the trap of their life being ruled by cats.

1. Have You Already Contemplated Buying  A Cat for Company?

Or do you already have one? This. This is not a good sign.

2. Do You Think Cats are Better Then People?

If you have bought a cat, do you speak to it like a person?

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3. Is Your Instagram Your Cat

One or two pictures? Absolutely fine. 1200? No.

 

 

 

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4. Do You Think Cats on the Internet are the Best Thing Ever?

Do you strongly believe that the baby sloth craze is just a phase and cats will rue the day once more?

 

5. Does this Make You Well Up Inside?

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or this...

or this...

 

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6. Have You Contemplated Getting a Second Cat?

The first cat is getting lonely.

 

7. Have You Dumped Guys Because They Were a Dog Person?

Letting potential boyfriends meet Mr. Snuggles is a huge step.

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8.Did You Only Click On This Article Because You Knew There Would be Cat Gifs?

My dear friend, you have a problem but it's OK! You know the true value of cats and their infinite wisdom! When cats do eventually run the world, you will be spared!

 

 

Bronagh Flynn
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An English major in the University of Limerick. This country bumpkin may claim she spends her days reading 'War and Peace', contemplating life when in fact she is re-watching episodes of Girls in her quest to becoming a somewhat respectable member of society. An old man at heart, she loves a whiskey on the rocks and over packed clubs give her nightmares.
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