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The 21 Worst Responses To 'I Love You'

Saying 'I love you' for the first time is a big deal. Not only do you not know whether or not they'll say it back, you also aren't quite sure as to how they're going to take the big news. If your partner has just dropped the big L bomb on you without warning, then you need to be careful not to ruin things by responding hastily. Many's a relationship has crumbled beneath itself upon people discovering that they're at two very different stages in life. If you have a sneaking suspicion that your other half may be gearing up to say 'I love you', then perhaps now is the time to think about what you want to say in response. Just make sure it's none of these disasters....Here are 21 of the worst responses to 'I love you';

1) And I love spending time with you.
2) I love having fast and furious sex with you.
3) What even is love? Answer me that.
4) I do believe in soulmates, I'm just not sure that you're mine.
5) Take it back. Now. 
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6) Thanks hun. 
7) Why would you say something like that?

8) Are you actually serious? Shit...
9) I can't say I blame you, I am pretty loveable.
10) I did NOT see this coming.
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11) I think I need a drink. Immediately.
12) Good one, you little joker you.
13) That's so SWEET of you!
14) That's the funniest thing I've heard all month. *Laughs uncontrollably* 

15) That's a pity because I actually love someone too and it's not you.
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16) You're such a good person, someday you'll find someone you really love. 
17) Are you drunk? High? Sane?
18) And I love you as a friend.
19) Good for you!
20) K. (Followed by a ten-minute silence.)
21) Well, this is really awkward... Can we just forget this ever happened?

Sinead Kelly
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Sinead enjoys nothing more than taking short country strolls, watching upper class crime thrillers and planning her next romantic gesture. A true romantic at heart, she spends 364 days of the year counting down until the next February 14th.
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