23 Things You Should Never Say To Someone Whose Been Dumped

Don't make the poor girl lose a boyfriend and a friend all in the same day. Tread with caution when approaching the subject of being dumped.

1. Are you OK?

...Just peachy

2. I Never Liked Him Anyway

...Well I'm not his number one fan at the moment either


3. But He's So Lovely

... Really?

4. Is There No Way You'd Get Back Together?

... False hope. Just what I need.


5. Is It Just A Break?

... What did I just say?

6. Did He Cheat?

7. D'Ya Think You Have an S.T.D?


...Well now I do.

8. Imagine if You Found Out You Were Pregnant Now!

9. I Kinda Saw This Coming

... Well aren't you a fucking detective. Thanks for the heads up.



10. Plenty of Fish in the Sea!

11. If I were you...

...I really couldn't care at this moment in time.


12. How is He?

...I don't give a flying fuck.

13. Can I Still Be Friends With Him?

...Now is not the time


14. Time is a Great Healer

15. Can I have their number?

16. Was it Something You Did?


... There are no words.

17. I Don't Know What I Would Do If I Were You

...I don't need to know how great your life is right now.

18. You Were Too Good For Him Anyway


...So now I can't even get someone who's punching above their weight to stay with me

19. This is Just Like Carrie and Big in Sex and the City

20. Do You Think There's Someone Else?

...Do you want to see me cry?


21. You Must Feel Like Shit Right Now?

22. It's Just Like This One Time...

This isn't about you!!!

23. Coppers?

... Ya go on then.

Bronagh Flynn
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An English major in the University of Limerick. This country bumpkin may claim she spends her days reading 'War and Peace', contemplating life when in fact she is re-watching episodes of Girls in her quest to becoming a somewhat respectable member of society. An old man at heart, she loves a whiskey on the rocks and over packed clubs give her nightmares.
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