Show me a woman who isn't in some way, shape or form self-conscious about some aspect of her body and I'll give you a medal and a firm pat on the back. Women have always had a problem with their bodies and now, in the era of fast track internet living and circling cellulite in magazines, things are getting worse and never is this as true as when you're naked in front of a man. Silly really, because you can bet your bottom dollar that the last thing he's thinking about is your so called 'wobbly stomach'. Ladies, here's what he's actually thinking when you're naked;
1) Yes, I got her naked.
In his own opinion, he's already winning at life here. Having sex with you is one thing, getting you fully naked is another. You have to understand that although you might not be all that happy with your body, naked flesh is a huge turn on. So, as long as you feel comfortable with him, strip off and try to enjoy yourself. He sure will...
2) Boobs. Actual boobs I can touch. God, I love boobs.
Men and boobs. A mystery as old as time itself and something we, as women, have never fully been able to grasp. They love 'em and don't see them in their fully naked state as often as they'd like. So treat him every so often and whip out the girls. You know it feels good when he touches them...
3) How are women so damn smooth?
It's one of our many great qualities, but something that not all of us possess naturally. In anticipation of sex, us more dehydrated ladies will begin a lengthy scrubbing and moisturising routine, all in an attempt to fool you that we're silky soft and just woke up like this. Mmmmm soft.
4) That was one hell of a push-up bra.
Yes, it was and now, sadly, your boobs have gone down about six sizes. Push up bras are the pulling woman's weapon of choice and upon removing it, us women hope that you'll be so turned on you won't notice the dramatic reduction in boob size. They will notice, but boobs are boobs and beggars can't be choosers.
5) If I want to last over two minutes, I should really stop staring at her ass.
Asses. The boobs of 2015. We went from heroin chic being in fashion to 'phat' asses as far as the eye could see. Nicki Minaj, Kim K, Iggy Azalea, all good advocators for stuffing your pants and belfies as far as the eye can see. Men have got bums on the mind and yours in no exception. He'll try and look away but is bound to fail. Shake it girls.
6) Look her in the eye, look her in...damn it.
Looking into one another's eyes during sex can be hot as hell, under the right circumstances. Bless him, he'll try, he really will, but when there's so much stuff going on everywhere else it can be hard to focus. Cut him some slack, you're obviously transfixing.
7) Thank God she left the light on.
Having sex in the dark might be a great detractor from your 'big' thighs or whatever other body problems you appear to have made up, but we all want to have sex in the light, we all want to see what's going on and how turned on our partner is. It's like our own little porn, expect much better because we're actually in it. Ladies, men think you look great, sexy and into it, so leave that light on and let them see you.
8) No, no, NO, please don't put your top back on.
No, seriously, please don't. Once he's got you naked, the last thing he wants to do is see you get dressed, four minutes later (tragic). You're naked, he gets turned on by seeing you naked, stay naked for a little while at least. Lie there, clothes off and relish in the fact that you're such a turn on for him. You hold the power.
