41 Best Tweets From @irishmammies

I feel it is long overdue, for us at College Times, to showcase @irishmammies most prestigious tweets. This Twitter page has 125k followers and comes out with the best one liners only us Irish citizens would understand. The tweets range from a wide spectrum of topics, from Pop culture and weather to regular around the house occurrences. Here, I will tribute the 41 Best Tweets From @irishmammies. Enjoy!

1) She's know the family tree

2) She can fight back

3) She is a top investigator

4) She knows her schedule

 

 

5) She knows what her kids are up to

 

6) She knows what to say

7) She knows her hygiene

8) She can impress her guests

9) She can't get over this weather

10) She knows a good appliance

11) She can tell when there's a robber around

12) She can spot a drunk

13) She can respond with a cheeky quip

14) She loves a good brolly

15) She calls Santa 'Santy'

16) She knows the economy

17) She can't stand the sight of chocolate

18) She has a no nonsense policy when it comes to messing

19) She is no.1 for Christianity

20) She knows time goes by quickly

21) She hates the wind

22) She is down with the kids

23) She now knows what a selfie is

24) She knows when you've been sleeping too late

25) She hates pointy objects

26) She hates when your sick

27) She knows when the clocks change

28) She uses a TV guide and loves it

29) She hates when you go out with wet hair

30) She isn't too keen on technology

 

31) She knows a bad crowd when she sees one

32) She is punctual

33) She says "we'll see"

34) She loves Gareth Brooks

35) She loves a good text

36) She can admit defeat

37) She is up to date on the Justin Bieber scandal

38) She does not like Facebook

39) She loves a good hairdo

40) She won't tell you again

41) She will finish this