Growing up, Zoey 101 was a lot of people's favourite show. It had everything we were looking for; a catchy theme song, beautiful actors, Britney Spears' younger sister and of course, lots of ridiculous storylines.
The show followed the life of Zoey Brooks and her group of friends, who all attended Pacific Coast Academy boarding school. The year Zoey joins is the first year the school allows girls to attend, which means there's drama from the outset.
Of course, the school is for super-rich kids who are spoiled to the point of absurdity, paired with the fact the show is absolutely ridiculous. Although we loved Zoey 101, here are just a few of the ways it was ludicrous altogether.
1. They had a sushi bar on campus
If this isn't the most unrealistic thing you've ever heard I don't know what is. In Ireland, you're lucky to get soggy chips in a canteen, let alone California rolls.
2. The show had its own fake sports drink called Blix
If it was product placement I might forgive this, but the fact it isn't real just leads to the show's ridiculousness.
Remember when we all badly wanted a Blix drink from Zoey 101 pic.twitter.com/OcUM9Cduvh
— Childhood Shows (@ChildhoodShows) July 19, 2015
3. They all had tablets, laptops and phones that were 'Pear' products
It's mad enough that 13 year olds in 2005 had all these electronics, but making them 'pear' products was just mental.
— Likely Lost (@leelahs_life) June 3, 2016
4. They all owned feckin' scooters called Jet X's at 14
Sorry, what? It's one thing owning laptops, but the fact they all bop around campus on scooters is outrageous.
Zoey 101 had me wanting a "Jet X" sooooooo bad! ? pic.twitter.com/in5nodylzi
— ricky. (@AyeChrisJr) June 8, 2017
5. Disc golf was the cool sport to play in PCA
Ah, come on lads.
— Oscar Olivares (@Oscar_Mayer_) January 10, 2017
6. Zoey purposely kept Chase in the friend zone
We can all deny it but everyone knows it's true. She played that boy like a saxophone.
7. Coco Wexler, the girl's Dorm Resident, was not emotionally stable enough to be in charge of kids
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