Apparently John Snow's Arse Is Mathematically Perfect

Apparently John Snow's Arse Is Mathematically Perfect

It's fair to say the appearance of Jon Snow's arse on Game Of Thrones has caused quite a stir. One of the most entertaining aspects of this whole arse obsession saga has been the revelation that his derriere fits the 'Golden Ratio' or the 'Fibonacci Spiral' perfectly.

Twitter account Fibonnacci Perfection brought the earth shattering news to the world after Harrington got his kit off (wahey) on the season finale of the HBO fantasy drama.


The Golden ratio is a special number found by dividing a line into two parts so that the longer part divided by the smaller part is also equal to the whole length divided by the longer part. Don't worry, I'm still confused as well.

What does this mean? It means that Jon Snow's arse is, objectively, mathematically perfect. It is the arse to which all other arses aspire. The alpha and omega of booties. A trunk so perfectly full of junk that all we can do is stare, and drink in its majestic splendour.

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Eoin Lyons

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