Justin Bieber Wants To Fight Tom Cruise

At some point today, Tom Cruise's agent will call him and tell him that Justin Bieber has called him out for a UFC fight. That will be an actual conversation that will happen in real life. The 25 year old singer called out Cruise in a tweet last night, even asking UFC chief Dana White would he put the fight on.

I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 10, 2019

The question is, if the ridiculous came true and this fight happened, how would it go down? Let's take a look at the stats.

Bieber:

Age: 25

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 145lbs/66kg

Estimated Reach: 68"

Cruise

Age: 56

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 148lbs/68kg

Estimated Reach: 65"

The two are reasonably well-matched stats wise, bar the 31 year age gap. Don't count that against Cruise though, the guy is rock solid, even though he is nearly 60. This is a guy who hangs out of planes, climbs the Burj Khalifa, and jumps off buildings for fun. It doesn't always work out, but you can't fault him for the lengths he goes to for stunts. He's clearly a great physical specimen, and given his work ethic in getting ready for his own stunts, you could be sure he would train like hell before getting into the octagon

Bieber on the other hand has no such experience. He has youth on his side, and a height and reach advantage but other than that the Canadian hasn't much going for him. McGregor is interested at least

If Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge,
McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find out! https://t.co/TxsH9KUyFg

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019

Tom Cruise’s agent: Hey Tom, Justin Bieber just challenged you to a fight

Tom: pic.twitter.com/tLdKKfLLSU

— Krojacica Sudbine ⍟ ⧗ ➳ (@MonaLisa_1797) June 10, 2019

Me: Why is Tom Cruise trending?

Twitter: Justin Beiber wants to fight him.

Me: pic.twitter.com/57KGvR1fBj

— Mon (@paparazzimon) June 10, 2019

No one:

Literally no one anywhere on the planet:

Justin Bieber: "I wanna beat the shit out of Tom Cruise!!" pic.twitter.com/zAT6KYeIty

— Josh Barton (@bartonj2410) June 10, 2019