OK. I've seen some terrible clothing in my lifetime. I lived through the 80s resurgence in the early 00s. I was there when booty shorts became a thing. But this atrocity from Urban Outfitters has rendered me well and truly done. I can't even imagine what the seamstresses thought as they sewed along the lines. Were they given scraps? Was it a mistake? There are so many questions we have for the Urban Outfitters crop top. Just look at this pathetic thing:
I'm not sure which is worse: the fact this is actually $16 or that it comes in different sizes. Like, how will a size difference even make up for the lost souls material?
Other people have taken to Twitter to share their disgust and apathy for this insultingly shit piece of clothing. Clothing is a very loose word for it:
@polly I think that it's a clavicle warmer
— Andy Lehman (@pollyanndy) March 10, 2017
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May the fashion police arrest Urban Outfitters for crimes against humanity.
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