OK. I've seen some terrible clothing in my lifetime. I lived through the 80s resurgence in the early 00s. I was there when booty shorts became a thing. But this atrocity from Urban Outfitters has rendered me well and truly done. I can't even imagine what the seamstresses thought as they sewed along the lines. Were they given scraps? Was it a mistake? There are so many questions we have for the Urban Outfitters crop top. Just look at this pathetic thing:
I'm not sure which is worse: the fact this is actually $16 or that it comes in different sizes. Like, how will a size difference even make up for the lost
Other people have taken to Twitter to share their disgust and apathy for this insultingly shit piece of clothing. Clothing is a very loose word for it:
wow i never knew i could dislike a crop top
— hannah smothers (@hannahsmothers_) March 10, 2017
@polly I think that it's a clavicle warmer
— Andy Lehman (@pollyanndy) March 10, 2017
May the fashion police arrest Urban Outfitters for crimes against humanity.