There are two types of people in this world: those who wear colours and bother with their appearance, and those who wear all black and live a happier life. Wearing all black clothes will open up your life and will help you make time for the really important things.
It will save you time and money and help you look chic in the process, so here's why you should start wearing all black.
1. Charity muggers will be afraid to approach you
When they see a chic shark lady strutting her stuff they'll realise you're too busy to talk to them and avoid the awkward 'no sorry' bullshit.
2. You can re-wear outfits all the time and no one will notice
Black isn't that memorable so re-wearing that top 6 times is a-okay.
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3. You'll always look chic
It's a fact.
4. You can throw on anything and it'll look good
Black goes with black – duh. For this reason you can find whatever's on your floor, throw it on and you're ready to go.
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5. You'll automatically look fierce
People will see you as someone who's got their shit together.
6. You can sleep in every morning as you can find an outfit in 3 seconds
Because if all your clothes are black, you can find whatever is on your floor and never have to worry about 'matching' an outfit ever again.
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7. Black is slimming, that's a fact
You'll look sexy as hell even if you've eaten 3 chicken fillet rolls #winning.
8. Black attracts the sun so it'll keep you toasty
As Ireland is always windy and/or cold, wearing black will attract those sun beams and keep you toasty as a cinnamon bun.
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9. Finally...if you do wear colour it'll pop
Anna Wintour will come knocking on your door so fast you won't know what to do.
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