Irish charm only works on people who aren't Irish. This only means that Irish lads have to play the game of love a little differently in the club scene. Let's take a look into the psyche of a student on the pull:
1) "No birds allowed tonight lads, just get mouldy and act the bollix."
2) "I didn't mean a word of what I just said. I'm out to find love here. Or a nice girl to kiss."
3) "Coppers?"
4) "Of COURSE I'll pay €10 into Coppers for the privilege of kissing a girl on the hallowed turf."
5) "OK so what are we dealing with here?"
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6) "Not that I actually care, but we'll aim high for now."
7) "How do you start a conversation again? And is it OK to dance up to a girl?"
8) "I need at least 3 more Jagerbombs to figure that out."
9) "Vodka. I need more vodka for my dancing to work."
10) "Jeeeesus I am SWEATING. Do I smell alright? *Sniffs* Yep. I hope."
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11) "Smoking area. Time to release the charm."
12) "Hello there..."
13) "Sorry, what did you say your name was?"
14) "No I won't buy you a drink until you've talked to me for a while, that's rude of you."
15) "OK, see ya!"
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16) "Back to the dancefloor, I suppose. I can feel a move coming on and I need to bust it."
17) "Awwwww 'Don't Stop Believin'= Air Guitar and an opportunity to show off my singing."
18) "Eye contact. I could be in here."
19) "Yep. It's go time."
20) "I'm so glad we're both hammered."
21) "Jaysus, I've actually done quite well here."
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