10 Signs You Actually Give Zero Fucks

Some of us just do what we want. People have always loved a rogue, someone wild and untameable it's just one of those factors that determine your attractiveness. We're a rare breed after all. But are you free from the burden that is giving a shit? Check out the 10 signs you actually give zero fucks:

10) You are liable to start krumping at any given moment, cause that's just how you do.

9) You will waste amazing opportunities for your future just so you can give the finger to The Man.

8) You can strut around practically naked and it ain't no thang.


7) Due to your signature lack of shits, you have no problems asking out the opposite sex. But sometimes your romantic dalliances rather foolishly try to manipulate you. These silly sausages obviously don't know who they're dealing with...

6) Sometimes you have to excuse yourself from a situation because you couldn't care less about it.

5) You're capable of wearing any outfit without fear of embarrassment.


4) In fact, you're impervious to humiliation in general. You can indulge in your geeky pleasures and will allow no one to spoil your enjoyment.

3) You make jokes that make people question your sexuality, of course you respond with your usual...

 2) If ever you possessed a fuck, you lost it long ago.

1) Thankfully, our research indicates that the College Times audience is rich in readers who are fuck-free. So if you're reading this, you know what that means...


Joey Flanagan
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His friends call him Joe, you can call him Mr. Flanagan. A keen taxidermist and prolific writer of erotic Fair City fan-fiction, Joey's accomplishments include completing the Camino de Santiago, getting Ray D'Arcy's autograph over 200 times, and knocking a pig unconscious with one square punch to its jaw.

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