People sometimes complain about being 'too sober', moaning that no matter how many Jägerbombs they do, they just can't get drunk. Well, that literally NEVER happens to me. I can get wasted from smelling alcohol - at least that's what it feels like. When everyone else is starting on their third rounds, I'm on the floor with the other lightweights, looking for our dignity and a glass of tap water to sober up.
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1. When everyone's like: "Yeah pre-drinks!"
2. You're more like...
3. Because the earlier you start drinking the worse it gets for you
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4. If you're not careful, you'll end up going to bed before people even head out
5. Sometimes you have just one glass of wine and you're like this...
6. It's as if you get drunk by simply SMELLING alcohol
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7. Your friends are always flabbergasted at your intoxicated state: "Didn't we all have the same amount to drink?"
8. It's pretty embarrassing when you're at formal events with family for example
And you can't help that you're absolutely wasted after a few glasses of wine
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9. It's always tricky you're hanging out with new people who clearly drink more than you
10. You have to swig about a gallon of water so you can stay up to speed
11. You have definitely ended up in a bush a few times
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12. Post night out stories almost always involve you
13. But you're pretty good at pretending to be sober
14. At least so you think
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15. You know it's VITAL to eat a shit ton of food before a night out
16. And you might even carry the odd snack in your bag, just to have something to fill your belly
17. Yup, being a lightweight is hard work!
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