20 Signs You Got Horrendously Drunk Last Night

There is a fine line between being drunk and being wasted. You’re drunk if you’re having a good time, rocking a solid buzz, and goofing off with your friends. You’re wasted if you’re tripping over things that don’t exist and you can’t walk in a straight line without assistance. 

You told someone, “I seriously love you so much. Seriously.”


You made elaborate drunk plans that you won’t remember tomorrow.



You skipped the line in the toilet... twice


You made the duck face in multiple photos... You're a man :(



You made a new BFF with some random in the bathroom.


You got someone's number and saved it in your contacts as “Hot”



No toilet paper? Fuck it...


You gave sex eyes to someone and it went unreturned.



You insisted on having an after party... In your parents house


Your goal went from finding the hottest guy in the room to finding any guy in the room.



You sent bathroom selfies with the caption “drunk” to 20+ Snapchat contacts.


You made up fake scenarios about the people around you talking shit about you.



You walked around with your shoes in your hands for the majority of the night (For the girls... Hopefully)


You requested the same song to the DJ five times because you were too drunk to remember it already being played.



You have to break into your own house because you lost your keys. They were in your pocket the whole time.


You asked a stranger for a cigarette. You don’t smoke.



You drunk texted an ex.


You called your mom crying. About what? You have no idea.


You thought everyone in the room you didn’t know was giving you a dirty look.


You sent out a tweet that you would regret, regretted it and then deleted it the following morning...

Shane Johnston
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Editor for CollegeTimes, UCD graduate and music lover. [email protected]

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