Getting drunk is a bit of a rite of passage for college students, not condoning the behaviour of you lot, but still, it's something the majority of us did to excess during our college days. It's inevitable that these things happen after a few bevies, it's the ritual of getting drunk...
1. Imagining having miniature conversations / fights with people in your head, then meeting them and being BFFs
2. Making up random impressive shit about yourself to feel relevant in said fight.
3. Attempting to fix your hair/clothes, but you end up doing irreversible damage.
4. Ordering approximately three times the amount of food that you are actually capable of eating.
5. Or, if you're feeling extra drunk, making your own food (accompanied by Jamie Oliver style narration) KOing and forgetting about it until you're woken by your mates with your pants around your ankles in a room full of smoke.
6. Attempting to sing along to songs you barely know the words to, just because you think it would be cool if you could actually rap the entire 'Gangsters Paradise' chorus.
7. Telling people you love them, particularly when you're indifference towards them is quite significant ( in your head anyway).
8. Having this strange filter that only appears after 5 drinks and makes you think you make at least 3 times as much money as you actually do.
9. Sitting on the toilet and forgetting what your doing there after a momentary lapse in consciousness.
10. Getting on Facebook and striking up an incredibly emotional conversation with whoever happens to be online at that time.
11. Repeat number 10 with at least 4 different people.
12. Being incredibly irritating to someone who you know isn't as drunk as you and doesn't want to listen to your shit.
13. Exhibiting extreme emotional sways at things like songs or views.
15. Fixating on an idea and not relenting until that happens.
16. Awkwardly talking to people from school who you never liked, and you both don't want to be there.
17. Telling a story that, when you realise it's either boring or a you can't remember the end, finishes with a ridiculous slur of words and some more drinking, or a terrible lie.
18. Being overwhelmed with the desire to draw genitalia.
19. Sleeping with someone you never, in your right mind, would even consider when you were sober.
20. Going beyond creeping on Facebook, I mean reaching the end of a persons photo album... Then waking up with a sense of guilt only you will understand.
21. Posting a Vine / Instagram of a blurry photo / video of you and your friends being embarrassingly drunk.
22. Deciding that drinking straight vodka / whiskey is a good thing.
24. Calling and texting people at 4 in the morning... No matter what way you phrase it the next day, it was definitely a booty call.
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