9 Things Girls Say Vs. What They Really Mean

Fine, alright, the cat is out of the bag. It's not just guys who are confusing. Girls say things they don't mean all the time. But it's all harmless of course. After all, girls just wanna have fun.

 

 1. When They Talk About Their Love Life

When they say..."Oh my god, I'm so happy I'm single actually. I really have time to find myself."

They really mean..."I'm gonna die alone, please set me up. With someone hot please."

 

2. When They Talk About Getting Tipsy

When they say..."Oh my god, I'm not even feeling anything yet!"

They really mean..."Gonna need somebody to hold my hair back soon." 

 3. When They Get Hit On

When they say..."You're so funny! Haha."

They really mean..."Please stop talking to me." 

 

4. When They Talk About Penis Size

When they say..."Yeah, it's really big."

They really mean..."100 percent average. Nothing special."

 

5. When They Talk About Weekend Plans

When they say..."Ugh I wish we could hangout, but I'm so busy this weekend *pouty face*."

They really mean..."I'll be busy watching Netflix." 

 

6. When They Talk About College

When they say..."Yes, mom, I've been studying all week. I know I've got this one."

They really mean..."I think I've been drunk for four straight days..."

 7. When They Talk About Their Roommates

When they say..."They're so great! We can't wait to live together again next year!"

They really mean..."These bitches are lucky I haven't killed them yet." 

 

8. When They Talk About Their Career Goals

When they say..."I'm keeping my options open right now."

They really mean..."I need to be one of those people who's paid for doing nothing. If I change my name to start with a K can I be a Kardashian?" 

9. When They Talk About Their Diet

When they say..."Yeah, I'm really trying to eat healthy right now, but it's okay because I like LOVE salads."

They really mean..."Maybe I'll put broccoli on my pizza tonight...Nah, I'll probably stick with pepperoni." 

 

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