ASOS Have Quite Literally Lost The Arse With Their Latest Addition

This Christmas I was fortunate enough to get a pair of jeans as a present. They were a black pair of slim stretch jeans 34'' waist with 34'' leg (in case you were wondering). I immediately started wearing them all the time, such was my fondness for them.

Then one cruel Winter morn (last Thursday), I discovered, much to my disgust, that the arse had completely fallen out of the crotch. They were irreparable, the hole was simply too big and the material was clearly of poor quality.

Well now it seems that ASOS have skipped a step, taking out the risk of torn crotches by introducing crotchless and assless chaps. Yup, you read that right. Take a look:

The jeans are called "Ragged Priest Black Label Chaps" and ASOS are selling this sham of a trouser for €101.35. You would have to wonder who in their right mind would wear such an atrocity. Perhaps if you have some sort of incontinence problem they would come in handy? I'm grasping at straws here.

The link for the jeans seems to have been taken down from the online giant's website. Let's hope it's because they realised how ludicrous the item was and not that they had sold out...

Needless to say people were scratching their heads at the item: