Beer Goggles. F*ck Yeah!

Part sheer levels of wasted-ness, part absolute panic due to the impending end of the night. Beer goggles are a takeover of sorts, as every one of your inhibitions are lowered in the quest to dip the wick on a night out. Although they're only metaphorical, they are universally known and experienced by men of all ages, although scientists (possibly would) say in general the experience is most prevalent between the ages of 18-24. When they do arrive, boy, will you know about the joys of beer goggles!

Generally they won't kick in until the required amount of alcohol has been consumed...

The general rule being 6 beers..(3 for lightweights)

Or when this vision is achieved..

Your voice of reason disappears as your mates try to snap you out of leering at the bearded lady in the corner....

But abandon the cause as they realise the end of the night is nigh...

and follow their own penises goggles...

 Your search for a mate resembles that of a serial stalker....

You eventually spot this....

and this....

and finally this....

when the reality is this

and just for clarity this...

However, it's too late, the goggles have a hold.

You genuinely feel like you've landed a Jennifer Lawrence, but sadly and unfortunately, she resembles moe a Jabba The Hut...

 It doesn't take you too long to appreciate it....

You wake up and realise the goggles had added 50lbs ..........you run

It leaves you an emotional wreck, the fear will set in as you try to recall which of your mates actually saw you perform this act of complete madness and you will make promises to your self that won't last the week...

We could also just laugh at this guy. His mates got his beer goggle escapades all on camera....

The saying "I have never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I have surely woken up with a few!"  springs to mind. The poor chap....