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The Biggest Drunken Mistakes We Make

"I'm never drinking again"...so often heard but never followed through. Yes we always enjoy ourselves on nights out buy oh my do we make spas of ourselves along the way. Lets have a look at some of the reasons we utter that opening phrase...here are the biggest drunken mistakes we make.

1. Mixing different kinds of alcohol

It's never a good idea...well maybe if you jump from beer to spirits as you fill up but working your way up and down the taps is never a good idea.

2. Not eating before you start drinking

Halves your getting drunk time..increases your bile vomiting chances.

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3. Eating AFTER drinking

We all do it...the seven thousand calorie take away that we use as a pillow when we fall asleep on top of it. It's never a good idea.

4. Texting

Yes at the time it feel so good to get that rant off your drunken chest or text your ex to tell them you still love them four years after you've broken up. It's a bad idea, so make sure you tell your Mr. Hyde that next time the two of you cross paths..

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5. Crying

Yes we get it, she has the same dress as you, no zip it drunky.

6. Fighting

It's never a popular decision on any night out. Nights out are for enjoyment, not some dickhead or bitch coming up and trying to gouge your eyeballs out because apparently you've been "lookin' at something"!Yes I use my eyes to look. Yes, I might have looked around the place. Yes, they might have caught your eyes because you were looking too. No, it doesn't mean I want to fight you. When did the international eye police draw up borders anyway....prick!

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7. Becoming friends with someone you actually hate

"Lets bury the hatchet" one night becomes..."I wish it was in his skull" the next morning.

8. Sleeping with a stranger

Not a mistake for everyone but can make some people feel like sh!t...hence a mistake.

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9. That one you can't remember - The Fear for the week over it

Y'know, you wake up and you just know you've done something wrong but can't quite put your finger on it....either can anyone else...and you're left baffled for years. Until that one weekend three years later someone shouts "hey look it'sdick in a letterbox guy" at you...

10. Drinking ALL the drink

Not pacing yourself and drinking every single drop in sight....the repercussions are inevitable....

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Ian Smith
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Ian is a contributing writer for CollegeTimes. He is currently partying his ass off for the Summer having spent the past 7 years at various colleges across the globe. While by no means an athlete, he considers himself a world class darts player... If you tweet him he will not respond.

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