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Your Birthday Night Out, step by step..

Your Birthday Night Out, step by step..

It should be the most exciting night out of your  year. Not just any night out - Your Birthday Night Out!

Birthday girls night out comes but once a year.
Preparation begins hours before the actual event...

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Much grooming is needed.

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Outfits are crucial

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Just because you arrive in the restaurant on time…..

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...doesn't mean everyone else will.

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No one will get you a present. This may displease you but you can't say anything.. They may make you wear a crown..

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Others will genuinely think this looks good and immediately post photos to Facebook..

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When it comes to paying the bill someone will claim they have paid.. but the facts just won't add up. They will put up a good fight.

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Some people just won't comprehend the situation..

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The freelance journalists will beg for mercy..

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En route to Harcourt Street the girls are in high spirits.

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In the club random guys begin to sleaze..

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There's always two friends who order bottles of champagne...then expect everyone to pay

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Everyone is calling you to the dance floor, you hide in the corner… 

 

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Dutch courage from your trusty hip flask convinces you. 

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You are now god's gift...

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Return to the bar..

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Someone's guy appears to be flirting with someone  else - a fight breaks out..

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It gets messy

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You try to distract yourself

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Until Hunger strikes

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You leave

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And there 'He' is.. 

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You're speechless

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You flee the scene of the crime.. 

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Safe at home you turn on the Soaps you missed and play with Mr. Darcy the Kitty. Much nicer. 

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Moral of the story.. Don't go out.

Next birthday stay in, got bed early and stay safe.. 

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