Attention all Eimears and Eamons of the world! Things are finally starting to go your way. Emers and Eamonns, unfortunately this ain't your day.
The Back Page Pub in Phibsborough is running a promotion whereby, according to a chalkboard outside their establishment and accompanying Facebook post featuring said chalkboard, any and all Eimears and Eamons who rock up can avail of a free breakfast/brunch/lunch this week.
I don't want to be the first to say that I think I'd willingly change my name by deed-poll for the sake of 5 free meals - but I fear that I just have been. However, unfortunately, having just briefly looked into the process for changing your name, it seems that the promotion would've ended by the time you'd actually be able to dot the legal 'i's and cross the official 't's on this change, so probably not worth it.
You will need photo ID proving that you rank among the Eimears or Eamons of this world to get your free chow, so get forging those legal papers friends!