These will ensure you don't score on a night out, whether you want to or not.
1. Don't pay for a single drink bar your own
…a surefire way to get off on the right track to avoid sex.
2. Tell her she’s out of your league
Make sure the soon to be unlucky girl is well aware that your confidence of pulling her is almost zero. Girls like confident guys and this will prove to her you are not!
3. Don't allow the conversation to change from the most important thing in the room...you!
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Make sure you don't give her any opportunity to dive in and tell you about her life, this is after all your moment to shine.
4. Don't laugh at her jokes...not even a little bit.
Everyone knows girls aren't funny...
5. Let her in on your recently embarrassing medical history...
"It was only a dose of piles love"...
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6. Inform her she reminds you of you're grandmother....
…especially when she starts twerking.
7. Do not share food...
8. Don't shower properly...
9. Be THE most disgusting kisser know to man...
10. Exaggerate to the point that she believes you're a dickhead...
"You're able to what??"
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