How To Avoid Looking Stupid While Wearing White

With heavy drinking, clumsy falls and all over the mouth scoring, for us students, white is a hard color to pull off. But unlike the boys of our college years, if a girl messes up in a white dress it is far more embarrassing. Let's face it, fake tan stains, a dodgy knicker line or the dreaded red wine stain down the front of your immaculate white dress will make you look dirty and unhinged. White is the classiest of all colors and I struggle to keep it that way. After long thoughts and many experiences, I have conjured up a list of How To Avoid Looking Stupid While Wearing White.

1. When extremely drunk avoid red wine or any dark colored drink. There is only one way that's going to go.

2. Don't overdo it. Less grinding and avoid use of props. More checking the seat is clean before you sit down.

3. Don't wear instant tan. Nobody likes a tan stain down a white dress.

4. Make sure your moisturizer is water based not oil based. Don't pull a Lindsay Lohan...

5. Makeup stains are dire. Guys will not appreciate a lip stick mark on their collar and a lump of foundation down your dress may look like something it's not.

6. UNDERWEAR. JUST. PAY. ATTENTION.

And, remember, white underwear won't always save you. Isn't that right Sam Faiers...

7. Stay Away From Cats and Dogs

9. Don't operate heavy machinery

1O. White PVC boots will degrade all outfits

11. Keep your makeup simple