Some of us aren't as outgoing as others, which means that we don't like having to interact with every single person we meet on the street, or bump into on the bus. Some of us are actually outgoing but just don't really like talking to people anyway, you know those times when you just want to be alone, listening to some choons, chilling out.
Luckily there's a bit of info out there on how to avoid social interactions on a daily basis, so we compiled a list for all those out there who are either too scared or else couldn't be bothered.
Farting
Avoid eye contact.
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Pretend to be texting... At The Last Minute Look Up And Say Hello
Pretend To Be On The Phone , Then Do That Thing Where You Make The Face As If You Don't Want To Be Talking To That Person
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When On Public Transport Sit On The Aisle Seat and Listen To Music.
Look out the window with a blank stare to appear crazy.
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Anywhere At Anytime Pretend To Be Asleep.
If all else fails, lie... You have somewhere to be, someone to talk to, there was a massive car crash etc etc etc
