How To Spend As Little Money As Possible And Still Get Drunk

When you are a young poor student there are several things you can do to make your night out on the sauce just that little bit cheaper, because without being a scab about it, us students don't really have much money at all...

1. Go to the club early when it's free

2. Get the stamp, go back later

3. Share stamps

4. Sneak drink in

5. Flirt outrageously for a free drink

6. Make manly bonds

7. Finish other people’s leftover drinks

8. Go to Aldi or Lidl for your pre-drinks

9. Make friends with the promoters

10. Convince someone to be the designated driver

11. Pre-drink at very nice friends house

12. When you’re pouring out the drinks, be good to yourself

13. Get your round in early...

14. Tip the Barman