Day drinking in the park, festivals, clubs, concerts and pretty much anywhere, if you need to sneak your drink into any place on earth, you've come to the right place. We've all know the basics of sneaking drink in, but sometimes you just need that extra security. There's nothing worse than watching your drink get poured out in front of you. *Shudders*. Let's not go there... here's Collegetimes.com level expert guide to sneak your naggin in anywhere.
9) Vodka Breath Spray
If sneaky naggins exist, then why don't sneaky shots?
Disinfect the shit out of the spray bottle before using it. You do not want to kill anyone. Buy a completely new travel bottle if you want to be 100% safe. When you've done this, you can just put pure vodka into the bottle, or mix it up with cordial, or another spirit. It'll go down a treat at any social event.
8) Bra Boozin'
There are three ways in which you can sneak your naggin into anywhere:
The first way being putting the vodka into travel bottles of shampoo etc. and stuffing them in your bra.
Secondly, depending on the size of your em, Brad Pitts, you can actually just slip the naggin in between the curve of your book and your underarm.
Thirdly, and this is for the lads: In the case of a dress-up event, dress up like a woman if your broke and could do with the free drink. No bouncer will want to squeeze your "tits".
7) Crotch Vodka
But the naggin in a plastic bottle and mould to suit.
This can be a tad awkward for the lads. You know the suss: stuff it between your thigh and em, yoghurt slinger. But you need to make it look realistic, at best non existent.
For girls, you need to think ahead! Don't wear shorts too short, otherwise the bottle will fall out the back. If your wearing a skirt, you may need to wear two pairs of underwear in order to secure the bottle.
6) Bag Lining
Look around for a cheap bag with a zip in the bottom.
These bags are basically built for sneaking in naggins. If you want to ensure your plan is foolproof, fill the bottom of the bag with soft light material (cotton balls usually do the trick) to deter any bouncers suspicions. Definitely worth the effort!
5) "Unopened" Water Bottle
This technique is ideal for any day festivals, concerts, even sports events. But it's takes patience.
It's definitely easier to show than to explains, so here's a Youtube tutorial on how to do it. It's a skill worth learning, from someone who has done this at a least a dozen events. It's totally foolproof!
4) Wine In A Can
Few drinks in the park? No bother.
Hold onto that can of whatever soda drink and fill it up with some spirits later in the day. No one will look twice at you, until you get hammered. Be sure to wear sunglasses to prevent the public noticing this too soon, as this could be your downfall and no one wants to end up in bed by the time the sunsets.
3) Sun Cream Bottle
You'd never get away with this in Ireland. But in the sunnier climates this plan is flawless.
As simple as it sounds, kind of. All you need is an empty bottle of sun cream, vodka and a funnel. However, there is a little thinking ahead involved. When choosing the suncream, you need to keep in the mind the size of the hole. You don't want to waste any vodka! Also, keep an eye out when taking gulps of the rough stuff around others, the may think it's... suspicious.
2) Sandwich Bags
Another reliable way to secure your vodka gets through any bouncers.
This can be a bit of an effort, but it is worth the reward! You need sandwich bags, vodka and really sticky tape. Pour the vodka into sandwich bag, about a 1/4 of the way and tie. Do this until you feel you have enough vodka to bring with you, and beginning sticking to your torso, butt, back and bicep. Be sure to adjust the amount of vodka to each part of the body. You have to look realistic! Also make sure all air is out of the bag before tying. No one wants a bag of vodka to burst on them...
1) Vodka Shoes
Ideal for those who wear boots, or wellies at festival.
Place bottle into your shoe and crush closed plastic bottle, first. Only after you have shaped it with your foot, take it out and fill with delicious vodka. Repeat for other foot and drink responsibly!