Male Bathroom Etiquette 101

As men we prefer things  when there is no fuss, we like it when you get it in and get out. When it comes to bathrooms it is usually quite simple but there are a few things that we often forget. Here is the short list of male bathroom etiquette that you ought to follow.

1) Only look up or down, never right or left

It is quite simple, you have a field of vision that you look at when you are at the urinal. Up and down is the extent so to avoid awkward situations just look straight ahead.

2) Keep small talk to a minimum

Bathrooms are not the place to have full blown conversations, but if you happen to start one keep it topical like the weather.

3) Don't leave the stall door wide open


We all know what goes on behind closed doors, but just make sure to actually close it once you leave.

4) Don't spend all day checking yourself out

Other people need to use the sink, we know your vain, but if you're that desperate, go into the girl's and bathroom you will feel right at home.

5) Please refrain from taking picture's in the bathroom


Yes, you know you do it don't lie. Snapchatting  while on the bog thinking you are hilarious.

6) If you miss, clean it up

If somehow you manage to miss the bowl itself and it goes anywhere else make sure you clean that shit up.

7)  The less noise the better


Excretion is a natural process, but don't make things worse by letting everyone in the bathroom hear you groan.

8) There condom's not cigarettes

If your that stupid enough to think that you should be let find this out on your own.

9) Don't be that guy


There are least 3 different places you could choose to pee in , but instead you stand right beside me brillant, just brillant.

10) Be nice to the bathroom attendent

Don't make it more awkward than it needs to be. You think you're better than him just because he works in the bathroom. For a guy who works in a bathroom, he is actually quite classy.

11) Whatever you do, don't start an argument in the bathroom

The bathroom is small and a messy enough place as it is, On a night out don't start and argument in  the bathroom over a lollipop.

12) Real men use urinal's

You knew this was coming, When you were a kid  it was fair enough you were still developing,  but know that you older it is time man up and use the urinal.

Kenneth Fox
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I'm a musician and a writer, or a writer and a musician, I can't make up my mind, Either way I'm not particularly good at either. A bit of an old fashioned guy, who enjoys the simpler things in life, nothing fancy.

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