As men we prefer things when there is no fuss, we like it when you get it in and get out. When it comes to bathrooms it is usually quite simple but there are a few things that we often forget. Here is the short list of male bathroom etiquette that you ought to follow.
1) Only look up or down, never right or left
It is quite simple, you have a field of vision that you look at when you are at the urinal. Up and down is the extent so to avoid awkward situations just look straight ahead.
2) Keep small talk to a minimum
3) Don't leave the stall door wide open
We all know what goes on behind closed doors, but just make sure to actually close it once you leave.
4) Don't spend all day checking yourself out
Other people need to use the sink, we know your vain, but if you're that desperate, go into the girl's and bathroom you will feel right at home.
5) Please refrain from taking picture's in the bathroom
Yes, you know you do it don't lie. Snapchatting while on the bog thinking you are hilarious.
6) If you miss, clean it up
If somehow you manage to miss the bowl itself and it goes anywhere else make sure you clean that shit up.
7) The less noise the better
Excretion is a natural process, but don't make things worse by letting everyone in the bathroom hear you groan.
8) There condom's not cigarettes
If your that stupid enough to think that you should be let find this out on your own.
9) Don't be that guy
There are least 3 different places you could choose to pee in , but instead you stand right beside me brillant, just brillant.
10) Be nice to the bathroom attendent
Don't make it more awkward than it needs to be. You think you're better than him just because he works in the bathroom. For a guy who works in a bathroom, he is actually quite classy.
11) Whatever you do, don't start an argument in the bathroom
12) Real men use urinal's
You knew this was coming, When you were a kid it was fair enough you were still developing, but know that you older it is time man up and use the urinal.